I love elephants especially those that live in the Namib desert. I like them when they're huge so I can use them as effective weapons for moron destruction. If you've seen the Lord of The Rings: The Return of the King, and some
Xbox 360 games, you'll know what I mean. I know animal conservationists will think that I'm a cruel, vile, asshole to use elephants to destroy idiots. I know I am, so I'll murder those shitty conservationists too.
Elephants are more intelligent than humans. I'm amazed with their parenting skills because they know how to stomp on their kid's head when the nasty, little bastard put a toe out of line. They put their kids under the shade when the heat is too hazardous for their skin. They're smart enough to steal other animals' food and kick their asses if they refuse. Kicking ass is my favorite past time, so I guess elephants will really make good pets. I'll teach them tricks like using their massive tusks to bully people who annoy me.
Most of these monsters are found in the
Atlantic Ocean Coast of Namibia. The Namib desert, considered as the oldest desert in the world is a home for almost 1,000 elephants. People said they're endangered, which makes them more interesting if they're my pets.
